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Madison Murder I love you!!!! And I hope that guy and that troll he keeps making out with both die of a raging case of herpes
porno blogs are the coooolest
Madison rules
you’ll get that page rank up pretty quick with photos like that! :P looks like we’ve got some competition here
I am totally in that trailer for about two seconds, you don’t see my face or my wiener but you do see the shirt of the band I manage… Two Word Name
you can see me in the trailer too!
i won’t tell you where though…you gotta find it
I miss Sarah as well. Not sure if we ever met, but Sarah is awesome.
sarah schutte aint shit!
but i love her, i do.
BRING BACK THE SCHUTTE!! I miss her so much also! daaaannnggg.
you forgot the part in the blog where you go OMG TARYN I LOVE YOU THIS BANNER RULZ in big letters
j/k :) the pictures are cute
You two look like troublemakers, which means you will wind up posting more things like this in the future. :D
ok i love your blog, seriously.
“”ate my pussy like it was his job” line of the day! and what, you didn’t go down on his shit?
Fuck yes i went down on him!! you’ll have to ask him if it was good or not :)
but ive never had a complaint :)
Do yourself a favor and move into Candence’s spare room, she has a pool and a movie theater and she lives only a short travel from myself. And then we can do things together for the LULZ.
you’re the thug aren’t ya?
what the hell? why are you getting rid of the animals? it won’t be as much like a zoo at your place
seems like i should. . . .
I am so mad you put the bad morning flavor LOLcat on your blog when I was planning on using it on mine. *SIGH* Great minds think alike?
wow, that’s amazing
Clearly I have been going with the wrong party all these years… why didn’t anyone tell me until now?!
are they really? i talked to matt pryor for a while tonight but it was only about how he can open a beer bottle with a water bottle while holding a 3 year old. he’s kind of a weird dude
Dude, hopefully we will be able to go hoodie shopping this fall. I’m down to spend excessively with you. <3
nom, nom, nom.
youre so gay
Dood. That guy is creep city.
Also Swingers is tits hot.
dude, other jack here… wtf? i crack a joke through text and hear nothing else of visiting?
Madison Mitchell, I love you more that life itself, I wish you would hurry up and move to LA so we can be in the same room and video chat with eachother
http://www.rowox.com/Images/Idioms/images/sick_as_a_dog.gif
Sorry you are sick. But you look really beautiful in your weakened state. Small consolation I know.
Hope you feel better soon.
waking up at 5 am is the absolute worst. there isn’t even anything on tv at that time to distract you from anything, and i don’t know about you but the last thing i wanna do that early is read. hopefully things will look up for you soon. hell i’m hoping that things start changing as far as the rut i’ve been in as of late
http://bananaphoto.com/g_banandanna.html
check these out, maybe they will help bring your mood around a little. they are amazing
I <3 Madison Mitchell, more than masturbation
MM+BST=<3, it’s science no doubting that
You are a lot of things, but I don’t think you weren’t justified in your response to everything. Keep your chin up, you need some LULZ.
argh im totally late here but hey call and vent if you want im totally bored.
and i love your lolcats ;)
Madison you are beautiful, therefore every picture you ever take will be amazing…
Stoner from Road Trip? You are full of win in your celebrity sex dream selection my friend!
Hi. I just surfed in here and read your blog front to back. You are a really good person. I’m sorry you had those totally undeserved tough times growing up, but at least you are now in control of your destiny.
I hope the biopsy turned out alright.
Maybe your whole blog is just bullshit, but it would take a good person to just make it up this way. Your whole tone radiates a basic positive energy.
So thank for being you,and good luck with life.
you’re welcome!
Sharks? You mean your favorite animal isn’t pythons? Too bad…cause I have one here in my pants you could pet! ;-)
HOT
um OMG i soooooo wanted to a Marine Biologist when i was a kid and swim with whales and shit… im a little freaked out haha
A- i love soko i wrote a whole blog on the music bit of BA about how much i FUCKING LOVE that song!
B-i had the best time chatting with you
C-you suck dick like a champ, i love your tattoo to it fucking cracks me up!!
D- i am waiting for a pic of you new hair!!
xx
HAHA, first off that tattoo is so fucking great and second off, i have the sneezy eye brow plucking problem too!
I really like that song, even if it took me like an hour to buffer. Lets see the hurr
The hair looks awesome lady
beautiful beautiful beautiful! Ive already said that and Ive already said this but it needs to be sad again, tell that fucking cunt face jerk poor excuse for a guy to FUCK OFF AND DIE THE WORSE DEATH EVER!!!
your new hair makes me wet!
you do look fabulous
:)
My wife looks beautiful. Man I wish you were in NYC.
:( come play in england with me i promise i wont make you watch any movies about aliens PROMISE hehe
this is beyond disturbing!
love it!
Whats wrong with alien movies eh?
i think i love you.
p.s.
alien movies are fucking lame, now if E.T came to earth and decided to go apeshit on the population that would have been sweet.
im diggin the cryshield
she speaks the truth alien moves are lame!!! COMETOTHEUKCOMETOTHEUKCOMETOTHEUKCOMETOTHEUKCOMETOTHEUKCOMETOTHEUKCOMETOTHEUK
hehe
x
So you say you’ll update later… now it’s the 22nd and there’s no update. You’re letting me downnnnn! QUIT LEADING ME ON!
I know how you feel…wish there was something I could do to cheer you up. I’ve also been thinking of deleting myspace. Why are you thinking about it?
aw babe… I hope you cheer up soon. you look ttally freakin’ hot in your pics.
ps I wanna motorboat you haha :)
Yeah I feel the same way. Myspace and my website. Facebook isn’t too bad because you can control what people see or know. I’ve been so tempted to get rid of myspace and/or take down my blog. Creeps me out knowing that my ex-girlfriends and some stalkers check out my stuff and know things about me. Worse is I have software that tracks who looks at what so I have an idea of who is looking at my blogs. Creeps me out even worse!
I say it’s 9 PM, you say it’s midnight and your blog says it’s around 4am…man…time gets all messed up around you doesn’t it!
don’t you know us cool kids call out coke and other drugs by different “cool” names. Not only so not to attract attention but one more thing we can put in our book once we leave rehab that make us seem cool and make us more money so we can do more drugs then do it all over again. That’s all Hollywood is.
You are obviously so NOT cool if I have to explain this. Come out here when ur ready to get schooled! LOL
http://www.hulu.com/watch/36539/wtf-cat-marketing-strategies#s-p1-st-i0
I like your hat.
I <3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LvD56NcZcg
aaaand http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_IWWW4zs4U
I might be in love with Caithlin De Marrais
Take that loser off this post. He’s an ass hat and by putting him up here your just giving him more hits and thus the false sense of security that he knows what he’s talking about whereas we are just laughing at him.
good old war is the backing band for anthony green (i think that’s who they were with). they were really good live
kitty wigs rule!!!
you are a bad person and we are so fighting. i’m already at my quota for 3sums in 2008.
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
way to call me out
by the way, if mickey comes around again, simon opens for him every time. we have some weird things like sweat bands that mr rex left at the shelter last time.
YAY I have a bigger wiener than Pete Wentz
I <3 Starting Line and OLD Fallout Boy
Take This To Your Grave was pretty sweet
Fiona’s cool but I’m partial to Tori.
i think im in love. sleep is one of my favorite pasttimes. and the lulz are great.
who the hell is the other back who posted on there?
youre gorgeous
Fiona Apple is pretty cool
addlepated is a good word
:)
nice new pictures
your so smoking!! i also enjoyed the ass jiggling xx :)
Cisco has a terrible ballsack, stay away from it.
girl listen to me to what i said, please! xx
:/ *hug*
Owning Say it Like You Mean It gets you +10 scene points.
aww lady you’re awesome.
and I <3 Descendents
Oh shite! When that song first came out it was like it was written for me.
I know exactly how you feel, everytime I let somebody know how I feel or try to tell them, I fuck it up. It’s never gone right, ever. I’ve pretty much all but given up I’m so tired of fucken it up. Good luck with yours though…. :o/
if you don’t respect women, how could you possibly respect yourself?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwKJBFswixU
also horray http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q8Oe_1-knk you should learn to do this.
haha…i win with the moz shit!
homie…like i said stop buggin…
im the one = fantastic.
coolidge is my theme for the week!
LULZ yo
youre outta control
My name – Larry
Purpose of wanting to speak to you -
Why not!
And something interesting – I am performer on tour, I am somewhat cool, ohhh I and I know a few magic tricks! (that makes me cool-er!)
if i had your phone number and it didnt cost the earth could i call you any time to??
you are normal…well like cool normal, that guy sounds like an ass!! xxx
Ian fucking rules yo. Go get fucked instead of gettin’ that new dildo.
Maybe if you didn’t get caught doing stupid shit you wouldn’t be on probation. Your fault.
NotIan is clearly a really awesome lurker with some seriously weak internet insult game. LULZ!
You know, if you donated to her cause about moving to LA you’d never have to hear her talk about your whack friend AND she’s be getting fucked instead of purchasing dildos.
I need more LULZ.
seriously. all people need is to do is get a job and a haircut and start paying for their own shit.
let’s all get mad at someone else because their friend did something sketchy..
i am so glad i have MY shit together bitchez
love you
wttfffffffffffffffffffffffff people are stupid
pay for your own shit people. bottom line.
love you dear
“Kat and I went out for sushi tonight. It was pretty sweet. We talked about how women are stupid and we dont respect them.”
The irony is totally off your radar, isn’t it? Writing about dildos, American Apparel, begging money for a move… not exactly the deepest, nor the most worthy of respect. Keep on keepin’ on–keeping yourself and others down with your hate, that is. Good luck with those panic attacks, Ms.ogynist.
bahahahahaha!!! NotIan sounds like HE needs a new dildo. and that whole sushi situation just says volumes of how big of a pussy ian is.
haha thanks :D
as always you rule and im loving the pics! xx
Me. I cyber all the time.
lol what a weirdo!! im gald we’re friends and we can chat cyber style!! x
that was me…i thought you knew!!
i wait you!
happy makes you i like in my pants
I read this time, f’ing hilarious. Thanks for coming to my free shit for rich housewives party. It was a blast.
Love,
Heather
huzzah!
looking beautiful as always
Palin is going down
wha kinds?
so im an internet celebrity now!
Exactly!!!!!!
i say shark week at least once a day now.
=)
add me to your porno myspace! http://www.myspace.com/j_Mayhem
hahaha FROM THIS DAY FORTH..
SHARK WEEK AND DAD BUSH ARE COPY WRITTEN BY ME!
dude i fucking love lasagna.
haaha i know you just told me on aim :)
also you are goddamn quick with your comment business.
and I wanted everyone to know I love lasagna. Imma shout it from the rooftops.
I love Saves the Day !
also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
i would love to squeeze your boobs. i would give you a mammarymassage.
stop bein all emo homo! so common so cheap…follow it up with i aint like you. follow that up with me baby sitting and having a fail of a night.
you totally inspired me to go open a tube of cookie dough and start eating it.
Burnout:Paradise = Crack
i just randomly woke up at 7 am. I love you guys xo
trailer park boys is totally something you need to watch with someone else. its funny but funnier with someone else
WHICH JACK IS THIS???
and I JUST NEED TO SEE BUBBLES WITH HIS KITTENS!
tis i
Hi Jack Brown I MISSSS YOU!!
You kids today. Hardcore?
Here’s gg allin back in the day.
Watch him punch a fan in the face a minute after taking the stage nude, drag a girl out the audience and facefuck her, then take a shit and wipe it all over his face.
And that’s in the first four minutes of the show!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=Xrg0ZT6OmY4
Watch the audience run!
you need to update so that damn song will stop popping into my head when i read the headline and realise you haven’t updated
Hey sorry I’m a total dick :/
ps I can’t get Katy Perry out of my head now kthxbai
You arent a dick you always answer my calls and if you dont you always call me back.. :) xo
im a dick who doesnt answer calls. thats a lie. i love the phone.
yeah i know we talk on the phone more than i talk to dave.
found your blog on accident. i searched for sharks or something. either way, it’s awesome.
Thanks Josh its always good to have people who appreciate how my agonizingly trivial blog updates only confirm the bone-chilling hollowness of my existence.
it could be worse. you could be on fire. theres not a single situation i could think of where being on fire would make it anything but worse. so hey…heres to not being on fire.
bottoms up!!!!
im almost tempted to take a picture of all the random gg shit i have. but…that seems like a ton of work.
the murder junkies played in philly on the 4th. party time.
no more $1.00 sweet tea.fucking bullshit.
LULZ
no more $1.00 sweet tea.fucking bullshit.
LULZ
BOB WTF WHEN DID THEY TAKE AWAY 1.00 SWEET TEA AT MC DONALDS!?!? UGHHH!
oh HI EL PEE. what about how your one and only life partner was sitting intently behind her macbook, video chatting with HER one and only lifepartner when [most of] this drama transpired? really, there arent may other ways i’d rather spend my day.
You didn’t link me after mentioning me. My heart is broken, like this: </3. Also, suddenly AIM won’t let me sign in which means I am missing out on really quality conversations. The internet is hating me… again.
I am in the middle of writing a blog about you with tons of links to you I got lazy yesterday!! ughhhhh I need lulz talk to me !!
1.) Thank you for linking me a bajillion times. I hope more of your haters come leave comments on my page so I can feel special.
2.) You really need to read that book, once deep thinking doesn’t bother you. I think you’d really enjoy the points presented in it.
3.) I can’t wait for a million photos of you & baby daddy to pop up on this blog. It might not be for the LULZ, but I think it’d be of high entertainment value.
4.) I totally would’ve done you when you were 18. Shit woman!
<3
1. You are very welcome.
2. I should read that book. I have a.d.d lately just hating things. I need to get back in a norm.
3. Oh I cant wait to have sex with Michael Cera, Paulo Constanzo, and every other sexy candian actor I feel I need to have intercourse with.
4. too bad Im ugly now.
5. Let me borrow that top, Betch!
ahhhhhh that video was so funny!!! i cant wait till you move to l.a and i come vist you :D xoxox
YAY!! ME EITHERRRR KITTTTTY <3
Greets! Really funny. keep working! Tnx!
i had that shitty silence earlier. hence my drinking now.
FUCKING SHITTY SILENCEEEEEEEE
Damn it. tell him to talk some shit about me too I’d due for “bad” press. Hehe..and I aint messin’ with that Muthafuckin Jay bitch hahahahah
hahaha right!! Seriously its the same kid and his friends who keep doing it and they keep giving me tons of fucking hits!!
Silence is the sound of settling.
twisting my stomach into knots.
…bah bah..
fuck silence and fuck time.
as far as the masturbation thing…9 outta 10 times i talked to you its “i need to masturbate really bad right now” “hold on ive gotta go masturbate” “i just got done masturbating” “oh my god i was just masturbating and i squirted”…you masturbate more than anyone i know. and thats awesome.
i’m going to make you a shirt that says your other car is an isight. FOR SURE.
i love you, and fuck the haterz. actually, don’t fuck them. they’re making you MONEY BABY!!!
Dear Brad,
I am glad someone can understand that I really masturbate more than most people. I mean I take sex too. If I had it my way Id do both at least 4 times a day. But the only man I really want/care to have sex with is not here. So, I am kind of screwed.
PARTY SOBER!!
YOU’RE A STUPID BITCH
Dear Vickie,
While waiting at the pee place to go potty something happened to me. I was sitting next to this middle aged over weight white guy. I suppose I was leaning over because I have terrible posture and I guess he then saw the corner of my snak-uh-tak tattoo and he said..” sick ink ” and I instead of saying thank you busted out laughing because I just thought about all of our conversations about people doing this. . .
srsly. I think he thought I was a bitch.
Love you. Im going to read your blog now.
Dear ‘nigger nigger’
Thank you so very much for stopping by my blog. Also, thank you even more for using proper grammar and actually knowing when to use you’re instead of your. I appreciate that. I just want to say your opinion was taken seriously I promise that I will work harder on not being a stupid bitch. If there is some sort of guide on how I can become less of a stupid bitch please let me know so I can work on this. Obviously babysinead.com is not teaching me how to be a women.
Lulz,
MM
talk about owned
Write a novel in response to my comment too please.
Dear ‘bbart’,
Hi, Madison here. I feel I would like to explain. . . Sometimes I get really bitchy and feel the need to talk shit. It makes it a lot easier to not haul off and punch my white trash meth head neighbors who work on their cars all day in my apartment complex parking lot. ( They tend to piss me off. They also stink. ) I don’t really know what you want me to say :( So, Hi! Hope you had fun lurking my lulz and blog. I swear I can be nice. Have a good night.
xo
MM
im gonna start poppin mad shit about you on message boards. get ready!
cool. thanks. at least post good pics of me..
that is super cute ;-)
its so weird because like people have done things to ” impress ” me but really everything seems so generic and over done. this … it was cute… it was thoughtful. . . it was subtle. . it was … yep
Your eyes DO look awesome!
Thanks. xo MM
p.s. If you want you can AIM me if you on AIM I lulz on Ichat a lot my sn is Omgitsmadisonbb if I am away just send me a little message I may respond :)
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
that was rad.
Way to effin’ go. You posted a picture of mitch on the internet! Don’t you know what this means?!
IT MEANS THE INTERNET WILL CRA–
<3
:( booooooooooooo im SO JEALOUS i wanna come play…its just not fair :(
aww <3 <3 <3
what are you doing for your body cleanse? i’ve been looking into doing one but i have no real idea.
stop hating on the jews with your hitler rose!!
YOU FUCKING JERK!!! YOU PICKED IT OUT I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU!!!
!
sorry for being not on the internets.
Hooray Dnothing! Happy Birthday!
my favorite coldplay song
yes yes yes yes yes its good!!!
more blood for blood.
Yes you are right I need to listen to more blood for blood. . .
from reading your blog i have come up with a couple things
i love your free spirit, and respect you for your adventurous nature. on some level i am a little jealous of you.
i know you dont know me, and probably think im a creepy stalker guy, but i find you and your little corner of the internet very interesting, a glimpse of something dangerous, uninhibited and completely different from my own life.
Dear Dave,
Thank You. . . that is really sweet of you. I am actually super recluse I never leave my house. I think I might have cabin fever right now. . . . hm…
xo
MM
perhaps we aren’t so different after all. minus the tattoos (which i love btw) and the extracurricular activities in California, you may be goth chick version of me.
perhaps not goth, but rather sexy, rebellious, free spirited chick version.
oh and get out of the house, enjoy some of this unseasonably nice weather we are having. I’ve been forced out of my cave a few times this week and haven’t regretted it.
I AM NOT GOTH AT FUCKING ALL
and no. I do not want to go out. VIVA L.A!!!!!
damn you i havent watched it yet
i heart bill tho!!!
OOPS!!!!! SORRY!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha… i love bill so much!
tell me more about this vampire porn?
http://buyersguide.macrumors.com/
you should check that before buying anything from apple.
DO NOT INSULT APPLE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVER!!!
I <3 apple forever!
insult?
i love them, hell i’m typing this of a mac book pro!
i’m just saying, you should check the buyers guide for advice on if you should wait a few weeks before you spend big bucks…
at least you have one of the rare black mac books, they’re gonna be collectors items.
=p
whoa whoa whoa how’d you know i have a black mac book? This dumb thing crashed already like 2 months ago I lost everything. I wanted to stab steve jobs!!!!! Yeah idk Im not buying one now my computer isnt even old!!! :(
There is too much wrong with the Midwest to even consider.
I used to love Nash Bridges, I would stay up just to watch it. I never really figured out WHY I liked it, I just did.
Two days till party time
I am not really sure either man. I just know I really like bad t.v.
its all about the pudding
hahahah
You ought to go to the Agorophobic Society’s National Convention.
Last year three people showed up!
hahahahahhahaha amazing..
Dude… that song really blows. And there’s something going on with his teeth–no photos of him smiling is the first hint something is wrong.
We need to keep you away from any man that owns eyeliner, for srs.
hahaha you bitch!!!!!!!!!
I AM PRETTY SURE THAT EYELINER IS SOMETIMES okay on men . . . and his teeth are FINE! hahahhahaahha
why arent you on aim :( I miss you now.
why does he feel the need to use pitch corrector on the whole song, cant he sing??
ps: love your funny cat pics, and miss u :) xo
Seriously like I think there is this song on their page and they sound super good. Idk. Hes super cute.. ughghhhghghgh
OH and I miss you too :) come hang out soon!
I demand photos or clearly it didn’t happen! ;)
<3 you so darn pretty and im so fucking jealous im not in the states to play with you guys
THANK YOU MOMMA!! AND J-Lulz I didnt get pics :(
I GOT A VIDEO!!
Lulz!
You know I have you waaaay beat. I am going on 33 days without fornication.
Interesting….I don’t remember getting my picture taken. Oh well. Good times and you can expect me to come visit you sometime again before you move to LA.
Dude… I can’t wait. Why do I have a feeling you and I are going to each wind up with a hoodie collection that will make everyone within 3000 miles jealous?!
You should definitely post a picture where we can see the whole black eye next time. I feel like maybe your black eye isn’t getting the kind of love & respect it deserves.
Probably because we know how much we both love hoodies. I think I am going to start wearing hats too is that a bad idea?
I’m going to have to visit you before you move to LA. I can help test out the IKEA bed and give it the ol’ dnothing approval
You have beautiful hair, why the fuck would you wear a hat?
My hair looks very similar to a homeless women when I dont straighten it… and I NEVER straighten it haha
yay to moving!
woooo you will be way closer and we can have a dance party to take this to your grave with your cats.
YOU DICKS ITS ABOUT TIME YOU POSTED COMMENTS IN MY BLOG!!!!!
Ok.. So you better be voting for Ken Lampart (Democraps!) – my mail btw! haha
I <3 you lurker you never called me this weekend.. .
id like to hear that album.
well finish part two this week maybe? i dont know moving and being out of control are taking up a grip of my time this week.
Oh its a bootleg copy. Idk. . . but check it out.
Good deal. Hope the move goes well.
wow, didn’t see that. its horrible that someone would even think that’s someone someone would want to see
Right!!! Gross!!!
SOKO is amazing. She is playing around the corner from my house on New Years Day!!
<3
Oh shi–!
Congrats on being in a magazine.
n stuff.
Also cats.
IDIFTL <3
I do everything for the lulz… 818!!!! REPRESENTTTTTTT!!
That’s what I’m going to say everyyyyy time you call forever. Seriously. <3
LITTLE HOTTIE IN THE 818 WHHHHATTTT dude I am seriously so fucking excited hahaa
Someone needs to stage an intervention for that pug, man.
I suggest we make our own walking on sunshine videos!!! I need to masturbate then Im iming you xo
hey your grey cat reminds me of my grey cat, before he was recently run over by a car =(
is it a maine coon too?
What can I say, sometimes I have a way with words.
I cant wait until you whisper sweet nothing into my ear when were both FUCKING WASTED FRIDAY
Talk about a mood killer. Take this asshole all he does it bite me
Well you do certainly look very purdy today.
That video was pretty good btw. I like the long awkward looking in the mirror part.
i still can’t believe your cat shit in my car…
good luck with the move homie.
HE DIDNT MEAN TO JACK!! HE SAID SORRY!! thanks BRAD <3 <3
WTF? no picture of me driving? that’s gold right there baby, like 300 (or just 3, let’s be honest here) hits to your blog for sure
hahah i havent sent any of those pics!! yet. Im too damn jet lagged
That letter is amazing.
best part.. I HATE YOU YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS!!
The Doll Underground is pretty awesome
Hes my favorite bff alive.
Ahhhh it was fate we didn’t go to LesDeux!!
BUT WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ALREADY. MORE LULZ!!!
Yeah we do…!!!
id also rather date a spider.
or a rat!
what kind of question is that? of course you do
Madison I think the best part of the evening was me showing you my genitals and making out with everyone was pretty rad too. HAHAHA LULZ
I forgot I saw your BST BFF WEEN!!! OMGGG or when you and James both had your hands up my skirt one from the back one from the front… PERVS!!!!
JACK BROWN!!!!!!!!! I WILL!!!
I’m so glad you’re having such a an awesome time out in LA. You deserve it!! xx
Thanks love <3
TAKE THAT CRUEL AND UNTRUE COMMENT OUT OF YOUR BLOG OR I WILL COME TO LA AND TAKE YOU OUT OF YOUR LIFE. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU. discuss.
YOU. NEVER. LULZ. ANYMORE. FIX.THAT.NOW. OR. ELSE. I. WILL. END.YOUR.LIFE…
BRING IT.
Dude mass pike is the shit.
You never call me about pee anymore..and that’s sad.
I pee at home in peace now… It works out. <3
hey sweets, check out Totally Michael. i saw him a couple of days ago and its the sickest, poppiest stuff ever, yet i can’t stop listening to it. Casual Satisfaction is the song for you, trust me on this. i’ll be amazed if it isn’t your new myspace song
>.<
Epic Fail…
that song just annoyed me a lot hahahah.
I still love you though.. how are you and your gf?
A twitter? You should probably get that looked at… Seriously what have you been doing out there in Cali?
I already dooooooo’s xx
I like your eyebrows in the first pic, they’re purty.
Oh, thank you… I take pride in my eyebrows. Thats what they naturally look like I just pluck a few strays. :)
I did as I was told to on Baby Sinead’s site. Signed up *just* to follow you.
I can haz BFF?, yes, yes Iz can!
you iz soooo cutezzz
I LULZ YOU BST!
Thanks Renee<3
u live such a cool life yo. i wish i were u.
Please . . . you know thats not true.. haha
DUDE! I miss you! I can’t wait to tell you all about the sexcapades that I’ve been getting down on here in NY. Catching up with old friends is um… amazing!
Hahaha. I feel you on the cat in heat thing… Sex is like crack, if I don’t have it for a few days I stop thinking about it. But once I get a little I’m never satisfied. More More More. Please =)
I’m coming up with ill T-shirt ideas for us!
Anyway, enough about being DTF NSA all day every day. I miss you and look forward to our sleepover on Wednesday =)
XO
Stevie
I love you stevie hart!!! <3 <3 <3 sleep over!!
you are my heterosexual lifepartner
omg ur so intertaining lawl
i cans c ur b00bz
oh madison!! you look so pretty with cum in your hair. i love you!!! happy to be back in la la land with my bestie!!!
Not quite sure where I found your Twitter, but you rock. This is the greatest shit ever.
MAN THE HARPOONS!
Aww that sucks. Nothing is worse than getting a new toy and finding out it sucks. At least you didn’t have to pay for it.
i know!!! there will be more. Im perfect to test toys for b/c im very hard to please.
Did you steal that shoe? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LULZ
I did.
dude
there is a market for EVERYTHING
it’s sick
I concur on the whole not getting laid thing. What the fluck!!!
I think everyone has things they want to change about their lives. It is normal. Maybe try to not look at the big picture so much. Sometimes if you think about everything then it seems like such a big challenge. Maybe each day pick one thing you want to do or work on that day. That way you will get stuff done without feeling so over whelmed with it all.
p.s.- Fiona Apples version of leaving on a jet plane is the awesome.
This was the most boring thing I have ever read… stop fishing with your spam bullshit that gets sent to my e-mail. If you want a normal life don’t fucking move to LA to become a porn star.. take care of your issues and stop all the attention seeking. Your 1 of a million other cunts that run around this city trying to prove that they were more than the prom queen from where the fuck ever. Stop sending me shit
Fuck off and Merry Christmas
Filth
thank you for the kind words. As soon as I find a decent program for my mac to download shit from I will check it out. xo
Dear John,
I think that maybe you are an idiot and you subscribed to my blog that is why you keep getting emails when I update it. I feel that maybe if you were a little more intelligent and knew how to work a computer you would know that. I also feel that you should probably not assume things about people when you do not know them. I did not move to l.a. to do porn. I moved to l.a. b/c some of my best friends live here. I feel that you need to know that your dick really did not grow an inch by trying to demean my character. So what was the point? did that make you feel better? I didn’t think so. Also, when you talk shit to people online you should probably know I have a tracker on my blog and I found your myspace. ( this is because I am an internet creep and I can stalk anyone via the internet ) You are slightly over weight. You are ugly and uneducated. You should probably work on that. Then all of these sluts in L.A. might want to suck your tiny ween. I was actually never prom queen. I didnt go to prom. I had better things to do that night. So maybe you should go unsubscribe my blog now. Since it doesnt amuse you.
Fuck off and I dont really care if you have a good Christmas or not.
Madison
Your reply to him made me laugh so hard :) It would be a shame if his picture were to end up on a gay dating site. Maybe that would teach him a nice lesson about the internet being not as anonymous as he thinks it is …….
meh. I dont even think I care that much about what happens to him. Im having a bad day Id rather deal with that. xo
Am I the only one that laughed out loud at you saying you want to give me a facial?
Dammit, I’m such a pervivore.
I hope you feel better soon. I send a hug.Try putting chicken broth in the rice cooker instead of water. It is yummy. Or you can add some teriyaki sauce to the water and have flavored rice.
p.s.- watch out for the cat, they steal souls.
I’ve got to say I love your sex toy reviews and can’t wait for the next. I am extremely hard to satisfy as well (lots of sexual partners, yet I’m the only one [aside from a vibrator] who can give myself an orgasm?), so reading reviews from someone who doesn’t get off super easy is actually really helpful. I rely on my own hand or sex toys to get off in my sexual life, so good reviews are REALLY useful. I had contemplated buying this toy until I read this review, and am glad I saw this before I spent more money. Thanks! :)
well thank you :) Tons of toys on Eden Fantasys thats who I review for. I have a new one coming soon. Keep checking back :) xo
Im going to give you a pearl necklace.
Yeah my cat is the devil. At night he waits for me to fall asleep and walks on my hair so when his 20 lb body is on it it pulls it. I hate him. Seems like hes the only one whos around when the going gets tough though.
keyboard on head.
those glasses are too damn cute!! kitteh and bewbs too!
Put Ipod in pussy?
thank you xoxox merry xmas.
ashley hamilton is sorta famous, son of george hamilton, same person?
no… not the same person.
blue moon is indeed rad. the winter joint is equally rad. i have a coaster for it on my coffee table. party.
First off you have amazing boobs and I would totally wait in line to lick them……
I have this dream often about a girl coming into my room. We start to kiss, then she pushes me over the couch so my feet are off the ground and my face is in the pillows and fucks me with her strap on. It is always a girl. I don’t know why. But, I love to be taken.
Any girl with a guitar is hot.
Granted, shes a hippie albino.
I am also on ED, and they did spell my name right hahahaha LULZ
is that will p. up there?
It is hes my favorite dude ever!!
If you clit falls off one of these days, I am not going to be be the least bit surprised.
I’m the same way today. Can’t stop!
oh no hunter spread the flu!
he was stupid sick. now I am its my only conclusion to this whole ordeal. IM FUCKED.
Agreed. Glad to see 2008 go.
I don’t think there should ever be a Boycott Madison Day tho.
Just sayin.
I think there is its going on today :(.
who run it?
Does that really happen or is she just pissing all over the place?
(and rolling on X)
25634BA3 lets chat…
That’s beautiful. No sex and it’s still a magical couple of days? A rarity for me and I suspect a rarity for you as well, so ride with it (so to speak)…
You, honestly, would not believe the rarity of this occurrence. Lately, my life has just been all about sex and the new year hit and I was kind of like geez Im kind of ready to settle down and explore just one person sexually and mentally. This guy is so awesome though. Even if he is just a friend in the end I would be so stoked!!
you never know what kind of things you can get from bbming. Its so dirty to do that with people you don’t know. I will not be adding you to my bbm I am sorry. Thats like giving you my phone number and to me that is kind of weird. . . . Hopefully other weirdos who read this comment will see it and you can meet them! :) xo
yes it really happens. its cum. . .
I literally have no idea what you are talking about.
As a loyal reader of this blog I selfishly await more sex sex sex in your life. (!) Still “happy” for you (as happy as one can be for someone they know only from words on a computer)
hi madison -
we dont know each other directly, but ive heard of you through mutual friends. im kelly lind, an LA based altporn/erotica/fetish photographer. i shoot for GG and BA along with my own sites.
i recently started a new free community site > http://www.altpornnow.com
I’ll be running a recurring feature every tuesday where we ask a model
to submit a photo taken with their cellphone of one of their tattoos
along with a who/why/what/where of how it all happened. You’ll get a
link back to your site as well.
I look forward to featuring you … hope all is well … talk soon!
-kelly
you are totally photogenic
aww, i miss you.
love your socks! what did you wear on ya but? :D
i totally don’t believe that Aiden licked you instead of biting you. that cat is pure evil, whether its trapping me in your room so i couldn’t go to the bathroom or taking a shit in my car. pure fucking evil i tells ya
You are very photogenic. And so beautiful……
He is no such thing!
I will totally send you a picture you should hit me up on aim at omgitsmadisonbb and we’ll talk :) xo
American Apparel running shorts
:) I miss you too!
>.< thank you
I love you come on aim.
What panties? :)
your brain is processing things right now. You have to let it finish. You broke down a major barrior recently. It will take time to let your world right itself again.
Hugs
The full moon is on the 10th, actually…
Yeah, I saw how I typed that just now and didnt realize it. I was seriously not paying attention and had been writing this entry since about 1 pm its 10 30 pm now. oops. I edited though. Thanks for the helpful hint!
no problem. And your blog is never boring…
im really high and early.
I know I am really friends with someone when I don’t bother getting cleaned up when they come over. lol. I heard you guys had an earthquake? You ok?
fantastic tattoo idea.
You know how I roll.
I feel your pain. When i was in high school, my uncle killed himself, a year later my cousin killed himself. New Year eve, my freshman year in college, my bestfriend from highschool killed himself. Then, about 10 years later my aunt killed herself. I’ve lost many friends and loved ones to suicide..it never gets easy.
Earthquake? When? Did I sleep through it? hahah
I keep having to remind myself that he only did it to escape his pain. He just wanted to stop hurting. . . I loved him so much. He will never know now.
I get cleaned up. I had a face full of makeup on. He made me take it off. . . b/c I had cried half of it off. :)
I am so sorry for your loss. I love reading your blog because it is about life. Life isn’t always fun. But it is always real. Just like your writings.
Amy, you honestly have no idea how sweet that is to hear such a comment. Thank you so much!!
hey i found this through myspace(bt dubs i feel saying that has become the new owning a pager.remember getting random calls from douches”somebody paaage?”ugh.)anywho losing homies that way always seems to remind about how fucked up it is when we end friendships just by someone pulling some dick move.it all feels dumb.i wrote you a stoned myspacemsg but i wouldnt even read it if i were you.bye.i hope you have a few more laughs on that certain day than you have the last 2 years.end novel.
Can’t believe your boy is a Norwegian–so few people know the diff between that and Maine Coon. I raised a Norwegian Forest Cat boy who now lives with his mom/my ex. He is the bomb, and he knows it. :-)
Dan
haha. :) Thanks for reading I hope you liked my blog. I never really check my myspace. But I can today. I keep talking about how I wish I still had a page those things were sweet.I had a sideview with a clear blue case so you could see the inside and I would page people with 143 143 80085 ha
HES SUCH A DICK!!!! But yeah I dont like Main Coons. I wanted to get a Carcal Lynx but I didnt want a huge caged in area. Plus, now that Im in l.a. I think they are illegal. So Aidan was the good Choice 6 years ago.
does the bleeding have anything to do with ze creepy shadow person?if i were to add a foreign art film caption to that picture it’d be: “HWAT DID DRAGON TIES?TELL ME HWAT”-”VELVET MAKE WORLD”-”(BOTH)HILLSIDE.LUNA BABIES” and the lives of the viewers would be changed, obv.
ha. Its a little boy running away. . ( the shadow. )
back in the day when i was married i bought this movie. the wife and i are having a party and im talking to this dude about the movie. so she starts getting mad and makes me put the movie on. everybody left after the rape scene. like…everybody. it made everybody in the room super uncomfortable. my ex wife was a jerk like that.
It is fucking disgusting. I threw up when I saw it.
I agree. The moon was awesome. Full of energy and spite, promise and malice. Broken dreams aside, with a moon so full and swollen, one wonders if anything is possible? There are luck beams glowing and i hope some seeped into you. (anally) if that’s how you do it these days.
much happiness and fortune,
- C
I can’t believe Kram has been gone that long already.
Jack, this has honestly been the hardest 2 years of my life. I started to cry thinking about this just now. When he passed away I lost control of my life and it went on a downward spiral. No one will ever be able to understand how much I fucking miss him. It was one of the saddest moments of my life. May his soul rest in peace. I will say this. I wish I never left his house that morning… when he asked me not to. .
xo
Passion for anything is sexy.
You have to let yourself grieve. Decisions you have made in the past are just that-in the past. You can only move forward.
I send a hug.
also, the next relative that asks when I am having kids I am totally using your anal sex line on :)
hahaha. I say the creepiest shit I swear to god. Thanks for the positives notes lovely. xo
Thank you Christian :) I would prefer to not soak anything in anally that is not my steeze although the fans of my video ” Hot As-s Fuck” might disagree. hahah. I really hope I get something from this new year because anymore bad stuff I might just lose it… xo
Make him come back Jack :(
Motor City.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=189083&albumID=1094915&imageID=40305528#a=1094915&i=40646531
jesus can that clip be any britisher(ha)?i don’t get the boofo either.maybe some dudes are so visually impressed that they want to press against them?idk.i mean the denny’s desert menu looks good too, but i’ve never desired to dip my wick into a strawberry cheesecake with the graham cracker crust!i feel guys into that shit also like armpits and feet.right?detroit always makes me think of ‘true romance’.i hope if you get trashed tonight you pour a little fat tire or mickey’s big mouth or whatever on the curb for your broseph.also that you feel his joy as much as you’ve felt his pain.
fuck old greg.
Wow you were right, that video was terrible. After pressing play I opened up a new window to check my email and I just let the audio play.
About 1 minute into the video I was so edgy and overwhelmed by it I almost broke my finger after clicking on the pause button so hard.
I have no clue what it was about and I can say without a doubt that I never ever want to find out. In the future, if somebody pisses me off, I’m going to send them a link to the video.
I feel empty now. This crazy guy is out.
Ok,so we barely know each other,but I seriously stole someone’s phone,who I don’t even know no less,just to read your blog. That has to count for something. :)
Old Greg makes me want to shoot someone in the face… preferrably the person responsible for it.
that counts for something HUGE. :) xo
i hate old greg.
ok i’m going to say it: best blog title of ‘09
I really must confess… I think that rape jokes are funny.
wow a new picture of your tits! oh and i knew you’d love that chart
you are teh cyootist.
:D
AWWWW THANK YOU!!!
hahah jack. Ill post more soon I swearz. xo
i really wish i’d purchased a polaroid camera before they murderized them.maybe if i put masking tape around my pictures i can pretend ? ): i hope your hands weren’t cold.
i was just in LA with the killers and i didn’t have your number dammit. shoot me some bbm info nerd.
haha, thanks for that. i needed something to make me laugh tonight
MMMMmmmmmm andy san dimas
Those pictures made me laugh. Except that one of you. That made me want to punch a chipmonk ;)
WTF that song was horrible. damn you, madison! :)
holy crap that song is awful!!!!!… wut happened to our music???? hahahaa…
happy chick-ens! bawk bawk! ;)
I have no idea!! REGGIE!!! YAY!!
I know!! <3 <3
haha <3 <3
i wish i was in that band. i wanna be the “YAAAAOW!!!” guy.
i cant believe thats real.
Oh its real. Homie is texting me right now. Myspace gets me laid by pseudo rockstars so I can blog about them. ha.
I dreamed last night that I heard something walking around in our house. I got up to see and it was a chijuajua wearing hamburgers….. :)
haahah. thats so good. I had a cheese burger earlier but it just made me think about a lolcat.
i can’t wait until you post about grandma libby
done and done
First off, I really don’t give a fuck about makeup unless it’s the lipstick you leave on my cock. Second, you should let all those dudes know that is more than ok to be friends and fuck. Friends that fuck is one of the greatest inventions ever.
mmm gma libbyyyyy pubic whiskerssss
aw fuck.i was in a sandy mood and this blog fucked my shit up.haha.seriously, never retire from writing on teh intertubez.
i loved the transition from super chick blog to dude blog. make up to fwb talk. you rock.
Brian Street Team – I KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH FRIENDS THAT FUCK? SRSLY? I just want to share the love… thats all. Its just the hippie in me.
Andy San Dimas – I am still trying to figure out whats going on with her vagina. Im so glad you decided to google grandma porn because I have no idea what I would be blogging about today besides hello kitty MAC.
Roman- You are so sweet!! I am so glad I could make you laugh!! I love the interwebz its srs business to me. I’m not going anywhere!! Keep reading and keep leaving me comments it provokes me to write more.
Brad- I know Encyclopedia Dramatica was right I am like a 16 year old on crack.
I think guys give “the talk” because they don’t think women are able to have purely sexual relationships. I think women who just like to fuck confuse guys. They then decide it must be part of a set up so they freak and give “the talk”.
Either way its stupid annoying and I just want to chill and if things work out they work out and if they dont well thats cool too.
i remember seeing them in the shelter with like 30-40 people there in like 2000. that ep they released last year was easily my favorite thing they have done since “nothing gold..”
i hope that kitty doesn’t get hornswoggled into meeting a predator.” lmirl”.then the church bell tolls and all fades to white ):
not really as good as the iceberg ep stuff but better than anything they have done in a long time
It reminds me of old NFG which is a lot better than that new shit they put out.
Nothing gold can stay was an AMAZING album. It is by far one of my favorite records of all time next to radiohead Kid A and Fiona Apple Extraordinary Machine. . . I mean there are more albums I love but you get what I am saying. . .
backed hard. can’t wait for the tour in the spring! new found glory have always been so good.
You are right… kick-ass song..
yes i love it.
YESSSS!!
why did it take 2 days for comments to show up? i thought i hadn’t done it so i did it again and now i look crazy like i posted almost the same thing twice in a row. the new pictures from drive by look great by the way
For some reason they showed up inside of my spam filters?? So I had to go check the spam filter and then take it out of there it was so weird. :( Sorry!! ILY
I hope you feel better soon. I send a hug.
I don’t know if you are aware or would subscribe to any herbal remedies but cayenne pepper would work wonders and turmeric being an antibiotic and ancient Indian remedy would clear up whatever it is that’s making you feel sick. http://www.earthclinic.com is also an incredible resource.
I hope you feel better soon!
Apologies for not posting before and and responding to the anniversary of your lost friend a little while back. It’s easy to empathize but not so easy to explain without being callous and trite. I am sure you miss him as much as i miss my grandfather, though both died under completely different circumstances.
Take care,
Mike
turn the heat up.
I hope you get to feeling better…
I know I feel better. wanna know why?
Cause I just saw your boobies at http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/dbb-gallery/Burning%20Angels%20-%20NSFW/Madison/index.html
and boy is my arm tired.
hahaha… ahhhh yes mah zoobs. Theyre on the internets. My self esteem comes from knowing that dozens of men will jerk off to me. . . so thank you.
Im having period cramps. I refer to my period as shark week…. thats what is wrong with me… :)
Thanks baby love!! xo
wut kind of lipstick do u have on in the photoshoot pics? i like it a lot :) pretty pics btw :) xo
how is that weed honey?sounds rad.haha i think it’s cool you have the mouth of a sailor but totally the soul of a hilarious nerd.these are good things.
Weed honey is epic.
It is MAC Nymphette lipglass
i think you should change the blog name to ADDitsmadisonbaby.
you switch topics way fast, no wonder they’re all “uncategorized”!
that being said keep the posts coming.
Aww. Thanks for the kind words dear.
nice very nice. hope to see your new ass tattoo soon. that’s probably one of the few places i haven’t even considered getting tattooed
If i had the emotional maturity for a relationship you’d be at the top of my list Igor. :)
Thank you…. Thank you!! ** bow bow **
baby you look so gorgeous!
Thank youuuu :)
vagine makes me think of superbad.who has to show more etiquette in the ass tat situation, you or that dude?also, digging the flower biznass in your hair.
your eye make-up is hawt!
Beautiful photo. Really very good …
great pics! your make-up looks tight.
Thank you :)
>.< Thanks so much
You guys and your compliments are going to make me blush!!
god you are beautiful woman
hey is that girl from denver at all?i think she was with my friends sam..and matt.i’m not sure but i think i might’ve met her at some halloween party ages ago.freakishly small world.
your blogs cure my hang overs.
Awwww look at the lurker who remembers the people I was dating… 5 years ago?
oh i just thought it was a strange coincidence is all because this blog is harlarious and i know them.i didn’t mean to make it sound dicky or anything.but as far as i know i didn’t hear anything bad about you, for the record.denver suxx0rz.
Hence why I moved to Hollywood, I wasn’t trying to be a dick I was just laughing at anyone recognizes me from when I was like… 17-19 years old.
aww thank you brad :) thanks roman!! xo
per usual. youre out of your damn mind.
i love the supras!!! i have a black pair but they are falling apart. most comfy shoes ever.
Seriously, I am picky shoe wearer. But, my 2 pair of Supra’s I own are the best sneakers ever. I never wear them b/c I dont want to get them dirty.
Brad,
If I was sane do you think I would take it in the ass for a very small amount of money on film?
NO! I WOULD NOT!! BUT THATS WHY YOU LOVE ME!!
MM
no more mention of the butt tattoo?
what about it?
It’s not done yet and it doesn’t really hurt anymore. It’s pretty much healed minus the scabby scabs.
who cares about rules…
anyway just wanted to say thats a hot pic…. no not the fat kid one… the blue dong one.
you jerked it to the fat kid one… dont lie.
I started to jerk it to the blue dong one but the fat kid got in the way
Isn’t that sweet. My blog has turned into a free porn site :)
it’s okay my self esteem comes from knowing that dozens of men jerk off to me online everyday.
xo
Don’t let the fat kid get in the way of boosting your self esteem. We wouldn’t want that
I had the worst night last night and I dropped my cell phone on my lip and busted my lip open…. when it rains it pours right?
That’s kind of getting in the way of my self esteem right now I am pretty sure that fat kid feels better about himself then i do.
Right. At least your phone didn’t fall in the toilet or get run over by a car after hitting your lip, then it would really be poring.
I wouldn’t let that get you down. Just don’t tell people how your lip got split. Tell them that after you spit on that blue dildo it jumped up and hit you in the face. Tell them something that will make you laugh on the inside because you can’t believe they are believing you. That makes me feel better
Also, maybe that fat kid should be referred to as the heavy-set kid. You know, so his self esteem isn’t affected because everyone is calling him fat.
I’m pretty sure that heavy-set kid has probably already killed himself b/c that picture has been alllllll over the internet.
Yeah I probably shouldn’t tell anyone I was in a heated conversation with my kryptonite and a friend last night and while I was upset and crying b/c I had some shit happen I drop my phone and make my face bleed. Ill say I was being face fucked and he had a super power like wolverine from xmen and when he came it cut my lip…
yep
Better. Kinda like getting a strawberry short cake from a super hero. I am pretty sure that is very rare.
i can’t believe the fat kid didn’t call you back after you fucked him.
i do believe that is the best picture of you i’ve ever seen
hahahaha… the kid I fucked was NOT fat he was a skinny cute skater.
JACK!! I posted it for you… :)
Good Idea. Maybe you will start to masturbate to our stories and questions. That could be interesting. I never masturbated to a question. I think?
I do not think I will masturbate to anything like that. . .
BUT GIVE ME GOD DAMN QUESTIONS ALREADY I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOG ABOUT!
You just havent met the right straight laced boy that is really a sexual deviant … I know a few …
Oh I met him… that’s my kryptonite that kid from the moment he first slapped my face and called me a whore . . . my eyes got huge and I immediately piped down and took it… It was love at first slap.
Hey Madison, I was wondering if you would want to be interviews for a comedy site about relationships called SpillYourself. We’d just ask you a few funny questions. Let me know if your interested
Nick
http://www.spillyourself.com
spillyourself@gmail.com
Sure. Sounds like a fun time. Email me. Omgitsmadisonbaby@gmail.com
the ass tattoo pic is hands down my favorite
thanks :) xo
amen sister.
also that pic is pretty effing hott.
update your site, faggot.
If brad thinks you out of your mind then hell I love you madison when you out of your mind ha
totally joined BA just for you! definately my favorite girl =)