Blow Jobs are the new High Five.
I went on a date the other day. . . the boys name was Jordan. He was tall and charming. He had a southern type of accent. He had magnetic eyes. He kissed with a strong passionate kiss that is nothing like most of the people in Los Angeles with their empty brains and hearts.
He’s a nice boy. He smells good. He, however, hogs the bed and steals all of my blankets. But, I guess the fact that he fucks the shit out of my pussy and doesn’t go limp when he’s drunk is a bonus. He even called me for a second date the day after…. and again tomorrow. So, I guess that’s a bonus. I like him because he doesn’t have drama. He’s simple. He’s cute. I like that when we are talking and we can stop talking and just stare and each other and smile and laugh. Man, I’m kind of horny now. . . I have to go to bed now. I have to be up at 6 am to go to the gym because I didn’t get out of work until late today and I’m exhausted.
xoxox
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This is just in general after something I read online in the public domain about something online.
I think it’s funny when Porn Stars become snobby lol
You are sexiest chick iv ever seen…absolutly, drop dead, sexy.